A certain lovely lady may have inspired me to do this post, so I am giving her credit for this:
Often times we are in situations where we should simply know what to do and sometimes we forget. Or, which is usually more upsetting, you’re with other people during these situations, and they don’t act the way the are “Supposed” to. Here are some unwritten rules for those oh so annoying situations.
2. Don’t interrupt people. Let them finish their sentences before you decide to butt in. I can’t explain how many times I want to jump over the table during meetings when people do this. People dear to me are very guilty of doing this, so read this and be aware that YOU do it.
3. Chew with your mouth closed. Once again, people dear to me tend to do this, but for everyone, I say, recognize when you are eating, if your mouth opens even just a smidge when you’re chewing. And if you’re eating crunch food and you don’t close your mouth, it’s almost like you’re doing it on purpose.
10. Don’t yell “Asshole” when someone drops a cup. You’re not in high school anymore. Be funny at least like this scene:
11. Don’t answer your phone when you’re next in line to order.