Hopefully your girlfriend/wife isn’t the one saying it… I’m sure you’ve all heard it before, in that high pitched, super-annoyed voice that some women just love to give off. Ready for it? That oh so annoying phrase is: “Are you fucking kidding me?!” Now that I’ve typed it and you’ve read it, think back on all the times that you’ve heard a woman say it, all upset and uptight probably in some unnecessary manner. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, seriously. Check out the chick who gets three drops of beer on her in this clip.
There it was! Just as annoying as you would imagine. The guy who just bought the $13 dollar beer and got the majority of it spilled on him, stands there with a smile on his face, while the girl who legit got a small splash on her is on her way to dropping the ever-so-dreaded, “Are you fucking kidding me?”
Now, I don’t want women to think I’m taking shots at them, because I’m not. Not as a population. Buuuut, if you love to use this line unnecessarily, then you bet your bottom dollar I am. I’m sure there are lines that men like to abuse, so I wouldn’t mind a rebuttal from the other side.
I bet this phrase has gone viral all over the Internet with the acronym, “AYFKM” but please stop it now. There were way way way too many of those types of girls who hung around my buddies and I in high school. If you’re reading this, you know exactly who you are. Things probably haven’t changed. It’s the worst.
There are funny, and appropriate ways to drop that line. Kristen Wig nails it in Bridesmaids, and I’m sure everyone’s gotten yelled at and heard the “AYFKM” phrase. Just remember how awful, that annoying and not needed, way of using it sounds to everyone else around you. No one likes it, just stop.